baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man

(Source: bussyween)

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(Source: eroticfriendfictions)

6 hours ago · 4629 · reblog

neilnevins:

arthur-recaps:

he just left the kids by themselves

well there was a sale in Kitchen Crafts 

8 hours ago · 5345 · reblog

2o6:

me with every dog ever

(Source: mrbenwyatt)

8 hours ago · 174644 · reblog

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

9 hours ago · 168533 · reblog

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

9 hours ago · 224844 · reblog

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

9 hours ago · 44507 · reblog
Tagged #no

aidosaur:

kashima & hori from gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun. brush and ink and photoshop.

This was supposed to be a little ink test before I started working on a comic page.  And then it kept on happening.  And now here we are.

Anyway please go watch Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun.

10 hours ago · 1722 · reblog

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

10 hours ago · 276345 · reblog

johnskele:

hardcockforhitchcock:

raving-mad-hatter:

ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”

so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him

not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”

My friend was held in tommy wiseau’s arms.

in the arms of an angel

13 hours ago · 9726 · reblog
Tagged #Tara
Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
1 day ago · 4569 · reblog

(Source: twinkgami)

2 days ago · 3085 · reblog

susemoji:

susemoji:

What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one

honestly i hate this post i still get angry asks because of it

2 days ago · 202001 · reblog